Ok guyz! KRUNCH TIME again.. iGot myself iNDEEP (again) utilizing American English FreeSpeech in America.. Thiz DryAge OldJewHag LAWYERED UP n called My Boss.. Quote UnQuote: Wantz to See Me BEHiND BARZ for A JOKE BASED FREE SPEECH ONE-LINER..
So here is the Run Down from My Local Boy Real American PERSPECTIVE: This Lady came in Super Proud of herself for knowing the iM in BURGERiM was A Plural Thing in Hebrew (pronouced BURGEREEM).. Having established that she was Jewiz and DELIGHTED to Patron A Jewiz Burger Shop.. I politely took her order all-tho aviously being A More Convoluted and Longer Process than average.. but it was whatever still Toadally Polite.. Anywayz her husband payz.. they sit down.. She comes back up askes for A Receipt.. No Problem, Boom, Print Receipt.. She comes back up again Questioning All These NiCKLE n DiME UpCharges.. Semi Accusing Me of making Cashier Errors.. To which i reply: Well we already established Thiz iz A JEWiZ BURGER PLACE 🤣 Effectively SEALiNG MY FATE az A Forever InMate in An American, Land of The Free Style, Home of Free Speech Style, Not Jewiz At All Style CORRECTiONAL FACiLiTY.. 🤣
Needless to say.. She goes Straight HotDogHole Demonic GHOUL 😱 FACE as A Reptilian Demon takes over her body.. Starts saying over & over again: What do you mean? What do you mean?.. im like Well you see how you’re just kinda on the FlipSide of The Coin Today?.. What do you mean? What do you mean by that?.. Well idk how to explain thiz without saying JEW like A Hundred Times, but i will try: You are A 👵 JEW that got JEWED by THE 👴 JEWZ.. 🤣 (see there i did it with only 3 JEWZ)
Aviouzly, She was so offended by thiz that she had to come back up after her meal and give me A Piece of Her Mind.. Something like The Food was Great but OMG what A 🤮 PUKE to insinuate the False Stereotype that Jewz are stingy with their money.. That is RACiST and DiSCRiMiNATiON.. Followed by A Lecture about ANNE FRANK and why JEWZ are, In Fact, SOO STiNGY with their money.. Something about SURViVAL and Banding Together for The Greater Good.. blah blah
idk what you thot REAL SHAPESHiFTiNG 👽 ALiENZ wud be like?
like, I Seriously Doubt that you would take the form of A DryAge Kruzted OLD 👵 HAG if you were in control of your appearance 🤣
Anyways, she carried on to tell me that I Better WATCH OUT what iSay or iWill have THE ANTi-DEFAMATION LEAGUE up in here.. like WTF is that? A Jewiz Avengers League that goes around Defending Jewiz DisHonor by CLOWNING people out of making Wize Crackz or Seeing LePewz for the SCUM based MiND CANCER plaguing AMERiCA that they are?
Seriously, What is THE JEWiZ ANTi-DEFAMATION LEAGUE anywayz? Do they work with The SHERIFFZ DEPT? Becuz iKnow some DONKEY BRAiN DEMOCRAPZ Down There that are willing to KiLL or DiE to defend JEWiZ DisHonor in AMERiCA ..
Could you imagine getting DiSSECTED THiZHARD by your GOD LUCiFER SLiMSHADY style HAMBURGER WAiTER? Do you think see would have felt SO DIGNIFIED & ENTITLED telling me her ANNE🌭FRANK Sob Story.. If she had known that she was talking to THE REAL AMERiCAN ANNE FRANK?.. uKnow of The Sexy Modern HARD🐔COCKED ROBO🤖COP Variety..
Seriously, FK n FORGET ANNE 🌭 FRANK.. Was she even covered in PERMiNATE SCARiNG from Multiple UnLawFull Flesh Maiming Attempted OLiVE🍸GESTAPO GETTiNGZ? and last time i checked SHE had An Attick to hide-out in.. like YES PLEASE!
You Want to Talk PRiViLEDGE & ENTiTLEMENT? Thiz JEWBAG has The Money and Privilege to LAWYER UP over Hurt Feelings.. If Hurt Feelings were A Legal Matter i would have A SERiOUS CASE against everybody that Pretended to be My Friend.. uKnow back when i had A House.. And do you realize How Many Timez you could Not Complain about Nickle n Dime UpCharges on your Hamburger Receipt for The Price of Paying A👨⚖️LAWYER to call Some Kidz BOSS and talk to him for An Hour tryna get him FiRED? 🔥 The funny thing is i am such A⭐️Stellar Employee right meow that they aren’t gonna FiRE🙍♂️ME over thiz.. She gonna have to get The OLiVE🍸GEZTAPO to drag me outta there By Hook or By Crook or By Tazer or By 9mm PeaPeaz.. 🚬🔫
OMG Seriuzly uGuyz! You don’t think LePewz have done A Mind Jawb on THiZCUNTRY? Name One Country where i can go with My American Privilege and get A Local Boy FiRED and/or CAGED for making A Wize Crack pertaining to Me Acting American in response to The American Pricing Scheme set forth by The American Corporation that he happens to be running The Cash Register for? HA! 😄
also, JEW|KEY T-9 MAJiCK
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IDK what you thot A🧠MiND like A STEEL TRAP would be like? or NERVEZ of STEEL? The funny thing was THiZALL took place right in front of An Armed Peace Officer uKnow enjoying his Lunch of BOViNE🥩FLESH.. Anywayz he was P.D. not OLiVE🍸GESTAPO JEWiZ PEDOFiLE DEFENSE so he was ready to JUMP🐸UP and use Lethal Force to stop Thiz Enraged REPTiLiAN JEW👹DEMON from Causing Harm to Thiz REAL AMERiCAN ANNE FRANK style HAMBURGER BiTCH..
Like seriously guyz? How do you think i could run A Donkey Show THiZHARD on JEWZ & your Local Olive Gestapo.. but Not Be Able to SHAPE-SHIFT MaDiCK? ✊
Here’s A THiNK for My Political Savants to MULLER OVER: What if The Jewz of 1930’s Germany were actually in fact UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTZ? Riddle Me That! Then it would just be like- Oh Yeah Sure Lock Them Up in Detention Centers, tear apart their families and meat them at The Border with Military Force! 🥩
Guyz! now THE🏀BALL is in your court to decide.. Did SHELTER🙋♂️ just FALL into A Situation where he had nothing better to do than RiSK his LiFE & LiBERTY tryna look like THE HARDEZT THING EVER in A Dezpirate Attempt to Take A Probable ViRGiN🍒BiTCH from A LAFFiNG🤡SAL – MAN🐙URCULA – DUMPTY🥚NOHUMPTY THE HOTDOG🌭SLAYER.. or is THiZ🧝♂️KiD A FKN👽ALiEN compared to you guyz?
..or whatever.. Who Knowz? Maybe LePewz will finally GET☠️ME here after-all.. and uKnow you will Alwayz have DUMBYWiRM to Fall Back On.. That is if you think you got what it takez to SUCK THE BLOOD into hiz WiRMDiCK to the point where he won’t need A MizTress to LimpDick during Celestial LUNAR🌚EVENTZ like some sort of Flaccid WiRMDiCK WEREWOLF 🐍 🐺
Also, GO KiLL YOURSELF!
Now like even WAY BETTER than DRYAGE👾REPTiLiANZ
