A HARD COCKED ROBO COP version of ANNE FRANK PRODUCTION
Charlie’s Chocolate Factory: Home of the NarSissy Quaker Oats Potato People of Oompa Loompa Land
No buddy thinks after ALLTHiZ HUMILIATION that SMiTH deserves another CRACK at STiCKiN’ ANiMAL CRUELTY CHARGES on me? like don’t make me recap how CHARLiE went out.. I mean, last time SMiTH wasn’t even allowed to MUTTER the WORDS “ANIMAL CRUELTY” in COURT because of his ABSOLUTE ZERO EViDENCE FACTOR..
Ok, here it goes, fingers crossed, this is just A Hypothetical Artistic Rendition: In Lieu of taking him to A Certified Jewiz Chemical Euthanasiast.. I just Pounced on him like A Mountain Lion and Started CHOKiNG HiM OUT Rear Naked style.. Then after a while he WEASELED FREE as I lost My Nerve.. but he clearly had BRAiN DAMAGE so i was like FK THiZ gotta finish the job so i scooped him up in A Choke Hold ran him outside near The Grave i had previously DOUG and held The Choke until he was completely motionless.. Then Layed Him Down on A Bed of Roses and Stabbed him with A Fillet Knife up into his Rib Cage like he was The Baby Jesus then Down threw the Rib Cage just for good measure.. Then sat with him until he turned COLD just to make sure he didn’t SPRiNG back to LiFE like the Walking Dead ZOMBiE DOG that he is..