Charlie’s Chocolate Factory: Home of the NarSissy Quaker Oats Potato People of Oompa Loompa Land

No buddy thinks after ALLTHiZ HUMILIATION that SMiTH deserves another CRACK at STiCKiN’ ANiMAL CRUELTY CHARGES on me? like don’t make me recap how CHARLiE went out.. I mean, last time SMiTH wasn’t even allowed to MUTTER the WORDS “ANIMAL CRUELTY” in COURT because of his ABSOLUTE ZERO EViDENCE FACTOR..

Sniper Sneer at Smith's zero evidence factor
It’s like SNiPER is the only GiRL on the planet that can tell the difference between A Real Man and an Ass Slapping Demon.. Making her Less of A Bitch than any human females, in my book, at thiz point..
It’s So Cute when PiG FACED JEWCLOWNZ pretend to CARE about Your Family more than you do.. You Know in their DONKEY BRAiNED EFFORTS to feed their JEW MASTERS the Paper Based Life Blood of Poor People.. So they can continue to get they meager cut of The Spoils.. Also who said iKant SiNG?
Anderson Cooper Pooper
Anderson Pooper
Kramer Seinfeld sausage making
Where did you think MEAT comes from?
Ron Swanson everyone meat your meat
meat is murder
Seriously tell me more about your Exceptional Moral Compass.
Charlie eats meat with broken nose
Ok.. I can’t resist.. I’m gunna tell you, again, how CHARLiE was MURDERED in COLD BLOOD..

Ok, here it goes, fingers crossed, this is just A Hypothetical Artistic Rendition: In Lieu of taking him to A Certified Jewiz Chemical Euthanasiast.. I just Pounced on him like A Mountain Lion and Started CHOKiNG HiM OUT Rear Naked style.. Then after a while he WEASELED FREE as I lost My Nerve.. but he clearly had BRAiN DAMAGE so i was like FK THiZ gotta finish the job so i scooped him up in A Choke Hold ran him outside near The Grave i had previously DOUG and held The Choke until he was completely motionless.. Then Layed Him Down on A Bed of Roses and Stabbed him with A Fillet Knife up into his Rib Cage like he was The Baby Jesus then Down threw the Rib Cage just for good measure.. Then sat with him until he turned COLD just to make sure he didn’t SPRiNG back to LiFE like the Walking Dead ZOMBiE DOG that he is..

demi lovato look a like oh disgust
Dwight Mask
haha
so the best aliens
IDK what u thot or think SO THE BEST ALIENS meant? or would be like?
Master Chef confidence is incredible
👽👽👽
Shark Rainbow Barf
Shelter Tongue
Shelter is the next master chef
Dwight Yoakam Streets of Bakersfield deer buck
master chef honing knife
Dwight Yoakam Guitar Knee
Dwight Yoakam Dance
Shark eats pizza
SHELTER WiGGiNZ MURPHY
Dwight Office Clap
kitty pan cakes and bj's
cat alien mouse hunter
here piggy pig
pig catcher
miss piggy meat
see you in hell ms piggy
hell skin peel
queen pig
captain hook
IDK where you thot i was going with thiz CAPTAiN HOOK THiNG ?
pig chase
pig slasher
call me mister pig
miss queen piggy
kick off the pig demons
If you are A 30 Year Old Virgin at thiz point.. please don’t go FKN any PiGZ just because you think i am going to DIE here
pig worst luau ever
No buddy can hang with thiz Robo Cop, Robo Pig, Robot Chicken
joker clown respect
doug love ballon
hell's angels hells satans of bakersfield
Pop eye meat market
uber eats serving human meat
dance with the joker in the moon light
God Lucifer verion of Slim Shaddy
No buddy wants to DANCE with thiz GOD LUCiFER version of SLiM SHADY ?
cartoon chef cuts meat
pizza doug smith
olive ice slip
mr bean eats chicken meat
robot chicken regrets nothing
most people need to drink to get threw a conversation with me
thinking about drinking alcohol
Alcohol recycling alcoholic
Recycling slash Realizing i am A Savage Alcoholic Time
blonde bimbo eats meat
what she is having
happy valentines day heart
If you still don’t think i cud hold My Heart outside My Body n carry on A Casual Conversation with you.. .
Dwight kick
sexy girl hum
Hey Cactus Girl
Guys thiz CACTUS SERUM is NO JOKE.. You gotta be ready to unLeash The Great American Butt Purging American Spirit..
Onion man
I can’t believe PRUNE thot I got my DiRT on THE JEWiZ PEDOFiLE OWNED FEDERAL RESERVE from THE ONION?
IDK if you realize how much more satisfying it would be to DO PRUNE Like That instead of my sweet innocent CHARLiE
best thanksgiving ever
IDK why he still thinks That Outcome is off the table?
Kangaroo Jack chews meat
best prank ever jim
what’s it take to CATCH A JEW RAT in thiz town?
doug hates everyone
badass master chef
yoked kangaroo jack
haters gonna hate doug
cow respawn
like where did you think you were living? No buddy is more into the SHELTER SiMZ; CARTOON ViDEO GAME Version of Reality than whatever you thot was going on?
charlie and doug jam
Red Bull and Grizzly Chew
Like i have had at least ONE RED BULL slash ENERGY DRiNK every day since i’ve been out here and My Tongue is just fine.. also STUFFED, SLURPED n SPAT like SO MANY CANS of CHEWiNG TOBACCO
shelter's perfect teeth
..and CATCHING BULLETZ in that Chipped Tooth; standard.. like casual Not A Robot Octopus thing
cow chew
open eyes
happy doug
Cheer up guyz.. seriously idk what you thot WHY SO SERiOUS was about?
drop acid
Whatz it gunna take to get some buddy to realize there is No Way SHELTER cud be THiZHARD without it being A Kinda Phony actually iNFiNiTY GOD THiNG?
think about it guy
heart pump
king punch
goofy dwight
drink wine judge people
Bill Crosby finger wiggle
harry wizard eye
How bout instead of being MOMMA HOLED by your own inadequacy.. You consider the possibly that A CREATOR GOD WiZARD that CREATEZ HUMANZ Exactly the way they are.. could do something about thiz?
pizza pony
pop the virgin mary poppins
..also apparently Miss Piggy The Virgin Mary Poppins still thinks Me pegging Her as A ViRGiN has something to do with Diligent Window Stalking.. and not A Living in your Radio, Computer, TV and Under your Bed style Creator God thing..
master chef trophy
hello earth to america
opportunity to shine chef
to many memories
number one cause of death
hum?
po wizard
potato wizard weasly
wizard hug
lamb milk
free range wiener dogs
mickey mouse spin
obama mic drop

Author: Shelter Murphy

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